5-000-000-000 (?)

as some of you know in the past few months i have received numerous voicemils and calls, all around the time of 12 pm for many odd (unapplicable) reasons. the first few times it was from this guy from new york calling an actual christina MEGAN wiger or something. i believe they were going to foreclose on her house or something, but it was urgent that she was to call them back and continued to leave me messages from other people regarding the urgency. i tried calling and i never could get to the right person. the same number was always calling me (5-000-000) and i began to dread that number.

it's actually been a few months since i have seen this number again, but sure enough it has resurfaced. and i don't even have the same phone! i saw it on the missed calls and reluctantly listened to the voicemail thinking that cristina had already lost all her "stuff" (whatever that may be) so i wondered who it was for. i checked the v-mail and it was this wierd music that reminded me of something "improper" and at first i thought it was maybe one of thse v-mails where we have the wars with leaving songs on each others phones, but who would have that number? after awhile of this song it said in a pleasant vioce, "thanks for holding" blah blah blah and then decided to play some more elevator-ish music, and eventually cut off from there.

in short, i fear this weekend and will try to keep my cell on me to finally answer this 5-000 number that is greviously wasting my minutes. or else i may have to start a support group, or find an online chatroom for this kind of thing. enjoy the weekend!