"mom guess what i learned in school today"

new semester means for me one new teacher: Mr Borash aka deebs? he had some interesting insight on friday. you know very useful information: practical joke information.

1. in a college setting: since dorm doors open from the inside put pennies in the door wedged between the cracks so that they can't get out, forcing them to miss classes, ect. until someone comes to knock out the pennies, and let them out.

2. fill a large grorery bag fullof baby powder and then slide it under the door of the dorm member who you seek revenge with and then jump onto of the full side of the bag, forcing the powder to shoot out and cover the room completly.

3. THE ULTIMATE: blong vs. deebs. two years ago there was talk about adding classrooms in the basement of the school and blong jumped at the idea. blong continued to fantisize about a room in the basement where no one could bother him and he would have two large windows. once the rooms were built blong, engen, and nelson had claimed them and moved in. life WAS good for blong. deebs, blong, and pritchett were talking in the parking lot a few days later, and deebs warns blong that he might not have the nice room as long as he thinks and that they would probably say something about it at the meeting tom. blong brushes him off, and it is not mentioned at the meeting.

much later steve the janitor comes down to the basement carrying lots of large boxes, blong questiones him and steve says he's just doing his job. they go to talk to his supervisor, and as steve gives him the wink, he agrees and says they could be moving things soon. later he runs into engen who asks if he received the e-mail about the special ed classes wanting the basement rooms, and blong remembers seeing the special ed supervisor walking around the week before.

blong is fuming by now, and needs to talk to the raz, so 1st hour the next day he writes the assignment on the board and runs up to talk to the raz, but he sees him talking to the superintendent and continues to pace outside. 2ns hour he writes the assignment and runs back up to razidlo and steps on his foot then whispers we have to talk. razidlo yells at him that he's been "punked" and busts out laughing. blong furiously goes back to his class and the raz follows him and continues to tell the classes how he was punked without revealing the name. then carmen cummings asks "so blong do you kow who did it?" way to suspicious for blong he tries to corner her cause he thinks she knows. she leaves her high heels and sprints out of the room. blong ducktapes her shoes together and hangs them from the cieling. a little while later while working out a problem on the board he sudenly pauses as he remembers the parking lot conversation. "deebs" he leaves the class and marches up to borash's room. yells "hey deebs" as borash looks to the doorway to see blong giving him the "double bird".